So Osama Bin Laden is dead… Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 2, 2011

☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Jedward

— HADOUKEN! (@HadoukenUK) May 2, 2011

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— lil duval (@lilduval) May 2, 2011

Bin Laden is dead. I didn't kill him. Please let me sleep now.

— Sohaib Athar (@ReallyVirtual) May 2, 2011

Breaking News: This whole time, Osama Bin Laden was hiding in @DJPaulyD 's hair. No wonder he came out all slimy.

— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) May 3, 2011

They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life….

— Dana Arikane (@DanaArikane) May 2, 2011

Now that bin Laden's dead, can we put shampoo in our carry on? Can I keep my shoes on? Can we bring all the troops home?

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) May 2, 2011

The hardest part about sending Navy Seals after Bin Laden must have been flooding the compound first.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) May 3, 2011